The Los Angeles County Board of Supervisors on Tuesday agreed to institute fines for surfing. Average fine: $5,000.

NEW YORK – The NFL announced last night that, starting in 2012, the league will allow women to play.

STATE COLLEGE, PA – Sources say that the NCAA will soon give Penn State the “death penalty” for football – canceling their 2012 season.

NASHVILLE – Not only did ESPN fire Hank Williams Jr. today – the Obama Administration had him deported to Cuba.

NEW YORK – Marketing executives for Cialis and Viagra are vying to get Brett Favre as their spokesman.

SACRAMENTO – The San Francisco 49ers and San Diego Chargers have formed a legal gambling ring.

LOS ANGELES, CA – Putting an end to speculation, former NFL great and 3-time retiree Brett Favre announced he ‘would’ be coming back to the league.

NEW YORK, NY – After weeks of speculation as to why she quit/stepped-down/quit her duties as Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin has resurfaced…

NEW YORK, NY – Move over Pro bowl, horrible NHL All-Star goal fest, and no-D NBA all-star crapfest.

Twenty-five years ago Carl Lewis owned the ’84 Olympics. Actually it might have been ’88, but stay with me.