Tag Archives: football
RAY LEWIS SQUIRREL DANCE
Baltimore Ravens’ Ray Lewis has a signature dance that is sweeping the country!
NCAA TO GIVE PENN STATE THE DEATH PENALTY
STATE COLLEGE, PA – Sources say that the NCAA will soon give Penn State the “death penalty” for football – canceling their 2012 season.
THE TIM TEBOW CRUISE
NEW YORK – Tim Tebow is hitting the high seas with Carnival Cruises for a faith-based football cruise this May.
LOS ANGELES BANS SURFING
The Los Angeles County Board of Supervisors on Tuesday agreed to institute fines for surfing. Average fine: $5,000.
NFL TO ALLOW WOMEN TO PLAY
NEW YORK – The NFL announced last night that, starting in 2012, the league will allow women to play.
HANK WILLIAMS JR. DEPORTED!
NASHVILLE – Not only did ESPN fire Hank Williams Jr. today – the Obama Administration had him deported to Cuba.
BRETT FAVRE MAKING DEALS WITH VIAGRA AND CIALIS
NEW YORK – Marketing executives for Cialis and Viagra are vying to get Brett Favre as their spokesman.
49ERS, CHARGERS FORM GAMBLING RING
SACRAMENTO – The San Francisco 49ers and San Diego Chargers have formed a legal gambling ring.
BRETT FAVRE RETURNS TO NFL
LOS ANGELES, CA – Putting an end to speculation, former NFL great and 3-time retiree Brett Favre announced he ‘would’ be coming back to the league.
SARAH PALIN NEW HEAD OF WNBA
NEW YORK, NY – After weeks of speculation as to why she quit/stepped-down/quit her duties as Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin has resurfaced…









