Tag Archives: football

THE TIM TEBOW CRUISE

By Elsa Akesson on March 28, 2012

NEW YORK – Tim Tebow is hitting the high seas with Carnival Cruises for a faith-based football cruise this May.

By Frank Lake on February 9, 2012

The Los Angeles County Board of Supervisors on Tuesday agreed to institute fines for surfing. Average fine: $5,000.

By J.B. Smitts on December 29, 2011

NEW YORK – The NFL announced last night that, starting in 2012, the league will allow women to play.

By Tap Vann on November 15, 2011

STATE COLLEGE, PA – Sources say that the NCAA will soon give Penn State the “death penalty” for football – canceling their 2012 season.

By Frank Lake on October 6, 2011

NASHVILLE – Not only did ESPN fire Hank Williams Jr. today – the Obama Administration had him deported to Cuba.

By Elsa Akesson on January 5, 2011

NEW YORK – Marketing executives for Cialis and Viagra are vying to get Brett Favre as their spokesman.

By Frank Lake on August 25, 2010

SACRAMENTO – The San Francisco 49ers and San Diego Chargers have formed a legal gambling ring.

By Shoeless Joe Jackson on August 17, 2009

LOS ANGELES, CA – Putting an end to speculation, former NFL great and 3-time retiree Brett Favre announced he ‘would’ be coming back to the league.

NEW YORK, NY – After weeks of speculation as to why she quit/stepped-down/quit her duties as Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin has resurfaced…

NEW YORK, NY – Move over Pro bowl, horrible NHL All-Star goal fest, and no-D NBA all-star crapfest.