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BIDEN LOCKS KATIE COURIC IN CLOSET!
WASHINGTON – Katie Couric showed up for her CBS interview of VP Joe Biden and – he locked her in a closet!
BIKINI BRAWL
PANAMA CITY BEACH, FL– A crowd of bikini-clad tourists rioted at a Burger King!
TIGER WOODS LOVE LAIR
JUPITER ISLAND – Tiger Woods is finally moving into his dream compound!
RETIREMENT HOME HAS RASCAL RACES
MIAMI, FL – Shady Pines to hold its 25th Annual Rascal Race.
JERSEY DEVIL SIGHTINGS IN SOUTH BEACH
SOUTH BEACH, Miami – The Jersey Devil is spotted taking a break from the harsh NJ winter.
LAST SUPPER MADE WITH BELLY BUTTON LINT
MICHIGAN – A woman makes a replica of Leonardo da Vinci’s The Last Supper with her belly button lint.
FLORIDA SECEDES!
TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Stay home and freeze: Florida secedes!
CELEBRATION MURDERER ESCAPES JAIL!
CELEBRATION, FL – The man responsible for the murder escaped prison. Now he’s on the loose with a gang of costumed murderers!
KILLER OTTERS IN BOCA!
BOCA RATON, FL – Killer otters are running wild in Boca! Nine people have been killed, thirty-seven bitten.
KICK A MORON DAY
GAINESVILLE, FL – Preacher Terry Jones changes his mind and announces “Kick A Moron Day.”










