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WHITE HOUSE UNVEILS NEW AMERICAN FLAG

By Frank Lake on May 8, 2012

WASHINGTON – The White House reportedly is set to announce a redesign of the American flag.

By Pierce Blodyn on May 8, 2012

MIAMI FL – Everyone in Miami is in on the porn game and wants to be a star.

By Tap Vann on May 3, 2012

A massive sinkhole opened up in a residential neighborhood in Windermere, Florida that was 100 feet across and nearly 50 feet deep.

By Elsa Akesson on May 3, 2012

BRICK, N.J. – Beach Front Inc., a tanning bed company, has launched a line of child-friendly tanning beds called Junior Fun Tan.

By Elsa Akesson on March 28, 2012

NEW YORK – Tim Tebow is hitting the high seas with Carnival Cruises for a faith-based football cruise this May.

By Tap Vann on February 12, 2012

PANAMA CITY, FL – A cloud tsunami hit Panama City Beach, causing considerable damage.

By Frank Lake on January 26, 2012

Newt Gingrich plans to colonize the moon in two years and it make it the 51st State, if Newt becomes President.

By Frank Lake on January 11, 2012

VATICAN CITY – Pope Benedict XVI announced that he will attend the Denver Broncos playoff game against the New England Patriots.

By Pierce Blodyn on December 25, 2011

PALM BEACH, FL – Thousand of sharks under alien mind control have been spotted just off the coast of south Florida.

By Hideaki Tailor on December 12, 2011

NEW HAMPSHIRE – Rick Perry continues his gafffetastic campaign. He told an audience last night: I hope the Easter Bunny is good to y’all.”