PALM BEACH, FL – A strange creature has been videotaped just off shore in Florida!

NORTH PORT, FL — A retiree in southwestern Florida has reported that aliens have taken residence in his backyard.

MIAMI, FL – One of the first cases that will come before new Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor is a discrimination suit.

PALM BEACH, FL – Twenty-one thoroughbred horses mysteriously died before a polo match on Sunday. What was the cause?

Greetings Sentients! Once again this is your most humble host and educator of all things epicurean MYGAR.

PORT SAINT LUCIE, FL – Gangs are springing up in Wal-Marts around the country, but shoppers continue to risk it in search of good deals.

DAYTONA, FL – NASCAR’s most iconic race ended with a rain-out yesterday afternoon, despite pit crews making multiple sacrifices to the rain gods.

CAPE CORAL, FL – An alligator was found trapped in a manhole, and mischievous mutant Manigator claims he had nothing to do with it.

JACKSONVILLE, FL – Rick Warren was attacked by the half-alligator mutant Manigator at a press conference earlier today.

FT. LAUDERDALE, FL – During a short break from counseling Madoff investment victims, PhD Ape ran into a client begging for help – Elliot Spitzer!