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WATER MONSTER KILLED IN JERSEY
Creature is bizarre and unfamiliar to fishermen.
TRANSGENDER CLOWNFISH
OAKLAND, CA – Teachers are using clownfish to teach children about being transgender.
ANCHOVIES WASH ASHORE IN MEXICO!
ACAPULCO, Mexico – Millions of anchovies are washing ashore in Mexico!
FDA APPROVES FRANKENFISH
WASHINGTON – The FDA on Monday approved genetically engineered Frankenfish – half man, half salmon.
BIGFOOT HUNTS TED NUGENT
MARYSVILLE, CA – Ted Nugent pleaded guilty to killing a defenseless deer. Bigfoot didn’t like that and is coming for Ted!
UPDATE: HALF-HUMAN FISH ORIGINS
BREAKING NEWS: In a new study, scientists are researching the missing link between fish and land animals.
Aquatic Pit Bull
Here comes a terrifying new breed of mutant creature — half goldfish, half piranha!
Couple Attacked by Goldfish!
Last month, following a lovely dinner at Japaneteria, David and Jane Bennett were celebrating their honeymoon in the middle of Weller Lagoon when David’s amorous advances became a little more than the boat could handle.
