Tag Archive | "fish"

TRANSGENDER CLOWNFISH

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OAKLAND, CA – Teachers are using clownfish to teach children about being transgender.

ANCHOVIES WASH ASHORE IN MEXICO!

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ACAPULCO, Mexico – Millions of anchovies are washing ashore in Mexico!

FDA APPROVES FRANKENFISH

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WASHINGTON – The FDA on Monday approved genetically engineered Frankenfish – half man, half salmon.

BIGFOOT HUNTS TED NUGENT

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MARYSVILLE, CA – Ted Nugent pleaded guilty to killing a defenseless deer. Bigfoot didn’t like that and is coming for Ted!

UPDATE: HALF-HUMAN FISH ORIGINS

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BREAKING NEWS: In a new study, scientists are researching the missing link between fish and land animals.

Aquatic Pit Bull

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Here comes a terrifying new breed of mutant creature — half goldfish, half piranha!

Couple Attacked by Goldfish!

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Last month, following a lovely dinner at Japaneteria, David and Jane Bennett were celebrating their honeymoon in the middle of Weller Lagoon when David’s amorous advances became a little more than the boat could handle.