Posted on 09 September 2010
Tags: barack obama, Cuban healthcare, Cuban Revolution, Cuban system deosn't work, fidel castro, Goldberg, mahmoud ahmadinejad, mel gibson, michael moore, Raul Castro, the Atlantic
HAVANA – Fidel Castro admitted that the Cuban system doesn’t work and hopped a raft for America.
Posted on 27 August 2010
Tags: al gore, al qaeda, bill gates, bombing of African embassies, cuba, Cuban dictator, enemies of Islam, fidel castro, george bush, george w. bush, global holy war, hillary clinton, islamic terrorists, living on Mars, north korea, obama administration, Osama, osama bin laden, Saudi Arabia, terrorists, venezuela, wanted dead or alive, War in Afghanistan, Wikileaks
WASHINGTON – The Obama Administration confirmed tonight that Osama Bin Laden is in the C.I.A.
Posted on 23 July 2010
Tags: Beatles dump Pete Best, Brian Epstein, fidel castro, George Harrison, George Martin, Hey Jude, Jack Ruby, john lennon, Love Me Do, Paul McCartney, Pete Best, Peter Best, Ringo Starr, Ringo Starr All-Star Band, Ringo Starr turns 70, Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, Stu Sutcliffe, the beatles, The Pete Best Band
CANANDAIGUA, NY – Ringo Starr was leaving his concert last night, when Pete Best, the first drummer of The Beatles, shot him with a handgun.
Posted on 10 July 2009
Tags: adolf hitler, ALIENS, attila the hun, fidel castro, jack the ripper, jeffrey dahmer, josef stalin, osama bin laden, pioneer 10
WASHINGTON, DC – A message intercepted by NASA’s Pioneer 10 has been leaked, exposing a horrifying invasion that’s been going on for centuries…
Posted on 14 April 2009
Tags: barack obama, Barack Obama Cuba, barack obama dancing, Bush Cuba, cuba, Cuba Embargo, Cuba Lobby, Cuba Policy, Cuba Travel Restrictions, Cuban American National Foundation, Cuban Americans, cuban missile crisis, dancing with the stars, fidel castro, Foreign Affairs, Jorges Mas Canosa, Mel Martinez, michelle obama, Obama Cuba, Obama Cuba Policy, Raul Castro, tobago, trinidad, US-Cuba policy
WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama is opening the door to Cuba. The two countries will settle their differences once and for all in a Prime Time Tango dance-off.
Posted on 08 April 2009
Tags: alien, America, ban, castro, cold war, comedy, communist, country, cuba, expert, fidel castro, havana, humor, lawmkares, laws, new mexico, NEWS, obama, obama administration, POLITICS, relations, relationships, roswell, technology, trade, travel, united states, washington, world news
HAVANA, CUBA – Fidel Castro met with US lawmakers for the first time in years this Tuesday. Political expert the Alien was on hand to assist with the talks.
Posted on 11 February 2009
Tags: abe lincoln, adam smith, communist-in-chief, cuba, dmv, fidel castro, john adams, obama homeless woman, president obama, teleprompter kid
I’m angrier than Adam Smith in an itchy kilt about what’s happened to our once great nation!