PARIS – Modern French feminists are having their breast implants removed and are burning them!

Men have officially apologized to women – for everything. And they put it on video.

…and not delivering them! I’m madder than a surgeon with a rusty scalpel – I went to the doctor’s office the other day and found the old sawbones I’ve been going to for 40 years had hung up his stethoscope – and his replacement was a woman.