HOLLYWOOD -  Lindsay Lohan tweeted Chris Brown asking to meet.  They did. And now they’re a couple.

The other day Lindsay Lohan tweeted to Chris Brown: “@chrisbrown wanna meet?”  It happened right after LiLo tweeted “@ChrisBrown killed it” after his VMA performance.

Chris Brown retweeted Lindsay’s tweets… and they met and according to sources close to both start – they had a wild couple of nights.

“Chris is in love.  If you asked him who’d he fall in love with a few weeks ago, he would never have come up with Lindsay, but he’s fallen hard for her.  Real hard,” said Brown’s manager.

Lindsay Lohan recently dropped her last name, so she’s officially just – Lindsay.  Chris Brown is still Chris Brown.  But their publicists said to call them”Chris and Lindsay” when writing about them as a couple.  Lindsay wanted it to be “Lindsay and Chris” but Brown didn’t like that.

Several friends close to Lindsay asked her if she were afraid that Brown’s anger might rear it’s head again.  Lohan reportedly said, “I hope so.  I love an aggressive man.

Lindsay might not be happy with rumors that Chris still wants to be with Rihanna.  Especially because this picture was taken of Chris and Rihanna just a few weeks ago.

But, WWN wishes “Chris and Lindsay” well.   We’re sure they’ll be having a baby together soon.

Here’s a song Lindsay loves:

Obatma’s half-brother, Barack Obama, has received the political endorsement of America’s favorite precocious mutant: Bat Boy.

This morning presidential nominee Barack Obama met the half-human half-bat who eagerly gave his endorsement through a series of squeaks and high pitched squeals. It is believed that the revelation of Obama’s mutant half-bat half-brother Obatma secured his support.

“This boy is a shining example of the American dream,” Obama said at a small press conference held after the meeting.

“Coming from meager beginnings, cast out for who he is, he now enjoys the freedom and limitless possibility granted to every American.”

Even insiders are unsure of what was else was said behind closed doors, but assumed talks centered on how to present Bat Boy’s status as a mutant and former felon to the American Bible-Belt.

After a great deal of secrecy was used in delivering Bat Boy to the meeting, no such restraint was required in driving him back to his cave. Sources note that Bat Boy repeatedly turned on the sirens, waved at people who noticed him, and put his head out the window to catch mosquitoes in his mouth.

Weekly World News investigative reporters have discovered that the U.S. government has issued Bat Boy a passport for international travel!

Reactions from politicians has been mixed. Presidential candidate Barack Obama’s campaign manager issued the statement, “Senator Obama is happy to see any Americans—mutant or otherwise—venturing out and changing how global citizens view our country.”

The GOP was more cautious. During a meet-and-greet with Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin, Governor Palin was asked how she felt on the matter. “I can’t imagine he’s one of those kids who graduated college and their parents got him a passport and a backpack and said, ‘Go off and travel the world.’ If he worked hard, then he deserves it.”

When asked for reasons why Bat Boy—a known felon after having led cops on a three-state car chase—should be allowed to travel abroad, she stuttered and replied, “I’ll try to find you some and I’ll bring ‘em to ya!”