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SASQUATCH MUSIC FESTIVAL ANNOUNCED

Posted on 18 February 2009

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SEATTLE, WA – After this week’s announcement of the 2009 Sasquatch Music Festival, cyber cafes across the country are reporting mysterious nighttime break-ins.

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NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS

Posted on 01 January 2009

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NEW YORK, NY – To welcome in the new year, Weekly World News flew in some of the years biggest shakers and news makers for a holiday party.

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MILEY CYRUS AND FATFOOT DUET

Posted on 05 December 2008

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HOLLYWOOD, CA – In order to redeem her public image, Miley Cyrus has recorded a duet with Fatfoot for charity.

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FATFOOT TRIES ONLINE DATING

Posted on 25 November 2008

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BRONX, NY – Fatfoot is looking for a companion who can love all of him.

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FATFOOT ON THE VIEW

Posted on 07 November 2008

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NEW YORK, NY – Fatfoot, the overweight Sasquatch, was recently discovered to be suffering from bulimia. Yesterday he appeared on daytime television show The View to discuss his struggle.

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