WASHINGTON – The Obama Administration has formed the world’s first Fat Police unit. They’re mission: arrest the obese.

Bad guys have a new weapon: Donut Trail Mugging (DTM). Obese people nationwide are falling for the con.

WASHINGTON – Under Obamacare, doctors can now refuse obese patients. And they are doing it!

LOS ANGELES, CA – Following a New Year’s telethon for pets in need, Tonya The World’s Fattest Cat had a falling out with co-host Ricky Gervais.