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MCDONALD’S TO DISCONTINUE HAPPY MEALS
Popular fast food franchise McDonald’s will no longer offer Happy Meals for child customers, according to reports.
FATFOOT ON THE VIEW
NEW YORK, NY – Fatfoot, the overweight Sasquatch, was recently discovered to be suffering from bulimia. Yesterday he appeared on daytime television show The View to discuss his struggle.
Aliens Fattening Up Americans
And they’re finally ripe for slaughter!
