PALO ALTO, CA –Mark Zuckerberg announced that Facebook will be shut down in March of 2012. Managing the site has become too stressful.

BREAKING – Due to the uproar caused by announcing its shutdown on March 15, Facebook has a new plan – charging users!

A hacker collective, “Anonymous” vows to take down the social networking giant this November.

PALO ALTO – Facebook continues to deny rumors it is shutting down on March 15th of 2012. WWN, however, has confirmed that it is true.

SILICON VALLEY – Sources say that users are leaving Facebook in record numbers and switching over to Google+

PALO ALTO, CA – Facebook plans to sign up every person on the planet – whether they want to be on FB or not!

PALO ALTO, CA – Mark Zuckerberg’s sister quit Facebook and is now working at MySpace.

We want to show our fans some love!

NEW YORK – Justin Timberlake bought MySpace for $35 million.

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