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PALO ALTO – Facebook continues to deny rumors it is shutting down on July 15th of 2012. WWN, however, has confirmed that it is true.
DAVOS – The world’s elite all agree that the Facebook IPO will be the most important world event since the invention of fire!
With March 15th approaching and the threat of Facebook shutting down, the U.S. decided to bailout Facebook!
NEW YORK – In a ruse to cover-up the fact that Facebook is shutting down, Goldman Sachs announced that U.S. citizens are banned from investing in Facebook.
Judgment day is rapidly approaching for Facebook. Fear not – WWN has alternatives to pass the time with!