DALLAS – Given all the tainted American beef, Australian camel meat has become hot new import!

NEW YORK – In a ruse to cover-up the fact that Facebook is shutting down, Goldman Sachs announced that U.S. citizens are banned from investing in Facebook.

PARIS – Lady Gaga was devastated over her canceled Paris show.

Greetings Sentients! Once again this is your most humble host and educator of all things epicurean MYGAR.

NEW YORK, NY – Times are tough. The economy is tanking. And some sports leagues, teams, and stadiums have imposed a ticket price freeze.

The European Union has taken action to integrate one of its least recognized minorities: vampires.

The move was a reaction to an Italian ruling to put crosses on top of every street sign and lamp-post in the country, a move many feel was aimed directly at the vampire community.