TRACK AND FIELD TO BE RENAMED ‘ADULT GYM’
Twenty-five years ago Carl Lewis owned the ’84 Olympics. Actually it might have been ’88, but stay with me.
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FAVRE ADMITS HE’S HALF-ROBOT
NEW YORK, NY – Last night, in a stunning announcement, Brett Favre admitted that much his childhood hero, Spock, he is only half-human.
YANKEE STADIUM TO CHANGE ANTHEM
NEW YORK, NY – Amidst all the hoopla surrounding the new Yankee Stadium: Is it home run friendly, is it too big…
BASEBALL TO PLAN ALL-JUICING LEAGUE
NEW YORK, NY – News broke this morning that the MLB had come up with a solution to finally put to rest the performance-enhancing scandal: ‘An All-Juicing League’.
RED SOX HOME OPENER
BOSTON, MA – Bat Boy is outraged over the postponement of the Red Sox home opener.
KIM JONG IL-ATOLGY
NEW YORK, NY – No doubt that most in America have heard of the NCAA tournament, if not gotten involved in an office pool, online contest, or friendly wager.
