NEW YORK – The New York Yankees have hired Hank Williams Jr. to write a theme song for the Yankees.

NASHVILLE – Not only did ESPN fire Hank Williams Jr. today – the Obama Administration had him deported to Cuba.

TYSONS CORNER, VA — The Fighting Irish of Notre Dame are ranked #1 in the 2011 preseason coaches’ poll.

ISRAEL – Parents have named their newborn son – “Like.”

Another Monday, another edition of Girls With Balls.

TYSONS CORNER, VA — The Fighting Irish of Notre Dame are ranked #1 in the 2010 preseason coaches’ poll.

BRISTOL, CT – A very popular commentator for ESPN wishes he could hit the rewind button and take back his ill-advised comments!

LOS ANGELES, CA – Putting an end to speculation, former NFL great and 3-time retiree Brett Favre announced he ‘would’ be coming back to the league.

NEW YORK, NY – After weeks of speculation as to why she quit/stepped-down/quit her duties as Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin has resurfaced…

NEW YORK, NY – Move over Pro bowl, horrible NHL All-Star goal fest, and no-D NBA all-star crapfest.