LONDON – Jonnie Marbles, the man who attacked Rupert Murdoch, revealed he is an American spy.
WASHINGTON – The U.S. Justice Department has ordered Ronald McDonald put to death.
WASHINGTON – With supplies of execution drugs disappearing, the U.S. has turned to more primitive methods of execution.
GAINESVILLE, FL – Preacher Terry Jones changes his mind and announces “Kick A Moron Day.”
MARICOPA COUNTY – The Department of Justice had Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio arrested and deported yesterday.