BOURNEMOUTH, UK – Blue goo from alien spaceships has been dropping on English citizens over the last week.

WOODLAND, UK – An tiny village is the latest community to be hit by the phenomenon known as “the hum”.

LIVERPOOL, U.K – The Mersey Monster has reappeared!

LONDON – President Obama toasted the Queen last night. He was the only one toasting.

Here’s a handy list of five things to keep on the lookout for at the Royal Wedding.

LONDON – The Royal Family made a big deal about Diana Spencer being a virgin, but they don’t mind that Kate Middleton is not a virgin.

LONDON – World War Two German bomber, from the 1940s, are once again dropping bombs on England!

SURREY, ENGLAND – A photograph shows five-year-old Sirus Walsh standing next to his ghost friend.

PORT TENNANT SWANSEA, UK – An overly imaginative 20 something thinks that a house looks like Hitler

LAKE WINDERMERE, UK – Britain now has its own Loch Ness Monster!