Badoo, a social networking site used mostly by non-Americans, asked it’s users to rate the world’s coolest nation. America is #1!

NEW HAMSPHIRE – A day after wishing Elvis Presley “Happy Birthday” on the anniverary of his death, Michelle Bachmann invited MJ to Washington.

DECORAH, IOWA – There was an Elvis sighting on President Obama’s tour of the midwest!

MEMPHIS, TN – Today marks the 34th anniversary of Elvis Presley’s death!

CAPE CANAVERAL, FL – Photos from International Space Station reveal undeniable evidence that Michael is not dead – he’s living on the moon!

MEMPHIS – To mark the 33rd anniversary of his reported death, Elvis went to Graceland and he brought Michael Jackson with him.

LOS ANGELES – Bill Clinton returns to the US with freed North Korean prisoners. Weekly World News has acquired a transcript of his exchange with Kim Jong Il.

NEW YORK, NY – In honor of today’s auction of Elvis Presley memorabilia, we present you the classic Weekly World News expose that we stand by to this day: The King’s Tomb is empty!