LAS VEGAS – A college student is suing a Las Vegas Escort agency after he was forced to have sex with a hooker he paid for.

NEW YORK, NY – There will be a new guy in Larry King’s suspenders – but it won’t be Ed Anger!

PHILADELPHIA, PA – As Madam Kristen Davis debates whether to publish her tell-all biography, she has turned to a longtime friend and alleged client for counsel: PhD Ape!