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UPDATE: SANTA UNFROZEN

By Reginald Cunningham III on December 24, 2008

NORTH POLE – Santa Claus has yet again been frozen in a block of ice.

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NORTH POLE REQUESTS BAILOUT

By Reginald Cunningham III on December 18, 2008

WASHINGTON, DC – Santa Claus has requested a $14 million federal bailout to avoid a crash which could cancel Christmas.

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