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OBAMA LOSING HIS HEARING?
WASHINGTON – There are Beltway rumors that President Obama is losing his hearing from a rare auditory disease.
MCCAIN EBAYS GOVERNMENT SECRETS
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In an attempt to boost his chances, McCain offered to fix the economy by selling secret government artifacts on Ebay. Unfortunately, the maverick senator doesn’t quite get computers and sold it all too cheaply.
CHAOS CLOUD HOVERS OVER INDIANA
INDIANAPOLIS, IN – The Chaos Cloud has made another appearance in a U.S. state, this time descending upon Indiana.
