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OBAMA CANCELS 2012 ELECTIONS
WASHINGTON – President Obama announced yesterday that he is canceling the midterm elections, due to the jobs crisis.
ANDREW CUOMO IS BAT BOY
ALBANY – Andrew Cuomo voted and then went off and turned himself into Bat Boy!!
COLLEGES: VOTE DEMOCRAT OR BE EXPELLED
NORTH CAROLINA – Colleges across America are telling their students: Vote Democrat or be expelled.
PhD APE GOES TO GEORGIA
ATLANTA, GA – Following four extra weeks of campaigning, Democratic challenger, Jim Martin lost by an impressive 15 percent.
GOP GATHERS TO SUMMON NEXT LEADER
SMITHDALE, VA – Since their defeat on Election Day, Republicans have questioned what will be the new direction of their party.
TODD PALIN’S ELECTION DAY STUNT
ANCHORAGE, AK – Todd Palin vows to jump 25 election booths with his snowmobile on Election Day. Palin believes the stunt will increase awareness and voter turnout in support of his wife’s Vice Presidential bid.
