WASHINGTON – President Obama announced yesterday that he is canceling the 2012 elections, due to the jobs crisis.
ALBANY – Andrew Cuomo voted and then went off and turned himself into Bat Boy!!
NORTH CAROLINA – Colleges across America are telling their students: Vote Democrat or be expelled.
ATLANTA, GA – Following four extra weeks of campaigning, Democratic challenger, Jim Martin lost by an impressive 15 percent.
SMITHDALE, VA – Since their defeat on Election Day, Republicans have questioned what will be the new direction of their party.
ANCHORAGE, AK – Todd Palin vows to jump 25 election booths with his snowmobile on Election Day.