PRINCETON, NJ – An internal memo from the National Organization for Marriage was discovered yesterday, revealing ideas for their next ad campaign.

The National Organization for Marriage describes themselves as “a nonprofit organization with a mission to protect marriage and the faith communities that sustain it.” Heavily active during the Proposition 8 fight in California, the group have emerged in the public eye again due to an over-the-top ad campaign that was recently released.

See the ad below:

The Human Rights Campaign responded with digging up and releasing the awkward audition tapes of the commercial’s actors. But just yesterday, Weekly World News received a scan of an internal memo listing out ideas for their next ad campaign.

The focus will be on the signs of the future Death of Society, presumably what will happen if same-sex marriage is allowed.

The list included:

1. High school proms have mandatory drag dress code
2. National anthem changed to “It’s Raining Men”
3. Bridal shop owners must carry women’s pant suits
4. Christian doctors forced to treat drag queens for waxing injuries
5. The American flag is updated to include all rainbow colors
6. All college freshman girls required to “experiment” for a minimum of two months
7. Only same-sex couples will receive insurance benefits
8. Terms like “husband” and “wife” will be banned as sexist, and usage will result in stiff fines
9. Same-sex couples will be given preferential treatment by adoption agencies
10. Dollar bills will be redesigned to include new portraits; $20 bill will feature Eleanor Roosevelt

A spokesperson from NOM refused to confirm or deny the authenticity of the memo, only stating, “They are certainly realistic possibilities, and we hope all Americans seriously consider that.”

]]> http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/7461/national-organization-for-marriage/feed/ 16 Marge Floori nom_memo http://weeklyworldnews.com/opinion/ed-anger/5572/ed-anger-says-worst-inauguration-ever/ http://weeklyworldnews.com/opinion/ed-anger/5572/ed-anger-says-worst-inauguration-ever/#comments Wed, 21 Jan 2009 14:49:51 +0000 Ed Anger http://weeklyworldnews.com/?p=5572 ]]>

I’m madder than a mongoose at a cobra convention over that Inauguration.

Ladies and gentlemen, that was the worst Inauguration I ever saw, and I was at the one where Eleanor Roosevelt wore a low cut ball gown and they ran out of eyewash.

First, yesterday’s thing interrupted all my afternoon “judge” shows. Speaking of which: did you see the Teleprompter Kid mess up the oath of office? Wasn’t “W” supposed to be the dummy? Hey, at least Bush’s middle name wasn’t “Saddam”!

Then our new Communist-in-Chief gave his big speech. I don’t even remember what he said. It’s like when I eat that crappy Chinese food the grandkids like and I’m hungry an hour later.

Half the time I didn’t know what was going on. The fat preacher’s the gay one, right? (Looked like it, anyway…). We got a poem that didn’t rhyme and a prayer that did. Whole world’s turned upside down.

Leave it to Teddy Kennedy to try stealing the show by nearly dropping dead at lunchtime. Then Byrd got sick when he heard Teddy was sick. And I thought Byrd was already dead. A Klansman feeling sorry for a drunk driver. Gotta love those Demon-crats!

And don’t be fooled: Cheney was in that wheelchair because his android batteries only last eight years. You can look it up!

My fellow Americans, I fear for our great country, now that it’s being run by this college boy foreigner and the Hair Club Vice President. They aim to turn our noble bald eagle of a nation into one of those carnival chickens that plays the piano – and the tune’ll be written by the Antichrist himself!

Just remember that I will fight the coming evil to the last breath of air in my oxygen tank on wheels!