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LOCUSTS INVADE DETROIT
A swarm of locusts covered Detroit yesterday, raising fears that Chicago could be next.
JESUS HAD A WIFE: SHE LOOKED LIKE OPRAH
A Colgate College historian has identified a faded, fourth-century scrap of papyrus he calls “Jesus’s Wife’s Diary.” One line of the torn fragment of text purportedly reads: “Jesus said to them, ‘My wife is beautiful.’”
EGYPT TO COVER PYRAMIDS IN WAX
Egyptian leaders are reportedly planning to cover up the pyramids at Giza.
EDGAR CAYCE PREDICTED WORLD WAR III IN 2011
The Sleeping Prophet, Edgar Cayce, predicted in 1942 that World War III would begin in 2011!
EGYPTIAN HELMETS
CAIRO – Egyptians created helmets for protection during the protests. The U.S. Military is adopting them for American troops.
MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD BACKS KING TUT
CAIRO, Egypt – Scientists plan to resurrect King Tutankhamen to lead Egypt out of oppression.
ESCAPE FROM EGYPT ON A MAGIC CARPET!
CAIRO, Egypt – Magic carpet rides aid in mass exodus from Cairo.
MICHELLE OBAMA: TURN OFF THE INTERNET!
WASHINGTON – Michelle Obama wants kids to get out and play, but how? By turning off the internet!
RED SEA SHARKS
EGYPT – The Red Sea Sharks are terrorizing the Middle East. Thirty people – Arabs and Israelis – have been mauled.
WHALES TAKE DOWN SOMALI PIRATES
CAIRO—The Egyptian government is calling on the gentle giants of the sea to take out pirate ships, and the whales are getting the job done.
