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ED ANGER: “IT’S MULATTO MANIA!”
What’s been going on these days? On Friday I wrote about how the word “Negro” was on that census form they’re sending out, and wondered what year we were living in.
ED ANGER SAYS: “NEGRO’S GOTTA GO!”
I’m madder than Al Sharpton with a busted bullhorn! What the? Now they tell us the big census has the word “Negro” in it!
ED ANGER: “OBAMA SEEKS SHE-MALE!”
I’m madder than a tranny who’s run out of duct tape!
ED ANGER: “BAN PEEPING TOM X-RAYS!”
I’m madder than Superman in a room full of gals in lead brassieres at this new airport-security X-ray machine!
ED ANGER SAYS: “TIGER NEEDS JESUS!”
I watch Fox News to hear that wheelchair guy call Obama a dummy, and watch Glenn Beck play with turtles. I don’t tune in to hear about Bible stuff!
ED ANGER SAYS: “IT’S BUSH’S FAULT!”
I blame George W. Bush for all these A-rab terrorist attacks – because he’s not here!
ED ANGER: “THE SYSTEM DIDN’T WORK!”
I’m madder than Rosie O’Donnell in Economy! That Janet Neopolitan we’ve got running the country’s security turns out to be as stupid as she looks!
ED ANGER SAYS: “BAH HUMBUG!”
I’m madder than Santa on a treadmill! You can have a Merry Christmas if you want to, but I’m miserable!
ED ANGER: “HANG UP ON BARRY FROM DC!”
I’m madder than Glenn Beck during a Kleenex shortage!
ED ANGER SAYS: “LAY OFF PALIN!”
Poor Sarah Palin! She can’t even go on vacation without reporters hounding her like Tiger Woods at a half-price whorehouse!
