ED ANGER SAYS: DOWN WITH LOVE!
It’s Valentine’s Day again, and I’m madder than Cupid with a dirty diaper!
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ED ANGER SAYS: EARTH DAY IS FOR LOSERS!
Time was, Earth Day was just for dirty crazy hippies. You could stay away from it if you just figured out where the bad smell was coming from, then went the other way.
DANIEL ANGERER
NEW YORK, NY – A seasoned chef has begun pumping out some new dishes using a rather unusual ingredient!
ED ANGER SAYS, “HEALTH CARE MAKES ME SICK!”
I finally figured out the whole point of that long stupid meeting the Teleprompter Kid had about health care!
ED ANGER SAYS, “YOU CAN’T FORGET ME FOREVER!”
Every year, all the right wing big shots get together in Washington, D.C. at that CPAC thing. And they never ever invite me to their shindig!
ED ANGER SAYS, “SO LONG, KENNEDYS!”
I’m madder than Jackie-O in a thrift shop!
ED ANGER SAYS, “LET IT SNOW!”
Did Al Gore get elected President after all? Cuz everywhere Al goes, it snows – and I see Washington is covered in the stuff!
ED ANGER SAYS, “TALK TO THE HAND!”
I’m madder than Helen Keller at a silent movie!
ED ANGER SAYS, “BEWARE THE CORPSE-MEN!”
I’m madder than a zombie with a hole in his skull!
ED ANGER SAYS, “GAYS ARE RETARDED!”
I’m madder than a tranny who’s run out of duct tape!
