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It’s Valentine’s Day again, and I’m madder than Cupid with a dirty diaper!
Time was, Earth Day was just for dirty crazy hippies. You could stay away from it if you just figured out where the bad smell was coming from, then went the other way.
NEW YORK, NY – A seasoned chef has begun pumping out some new dishes using a rather unusual ingredient!
I finally figured out the whole point of that long stupid meeting the Teleprompter Kid had about health care!
Every year, all the right wing big shots get together in Washington, D.C. at that CPAC thing. And they never ever invite me to their shindig!
I’m madder than Jackie-O in a thrift shop!
Did Al Gore get elected President after all? Cuz everywhere Al goes, it snows – and I see Washington is covered in the stuff!
I’m madder than Helen Keller at a silent movie!
I’m madder than a zombie with a hole in his skull!
I’m madder than a tranny who’s run out of duct tape!