ED ANGER SAYS: BUY AMERICAN – OR ELSE!
I’m madder than a penguin on Miami Beach over all the mealy-mouthed politicians whining about the economy and not doing anything about it.
Tag Archives: economy
ZOO RESORTS TO ALL-PIZZA DIET FOR ANIMALS
COLUMBUS, OH – One Ohio zoo-owner is slicing costs in a unique way.
OBAMA CANCELS 2012 ELECTIONS
WASHINGTON – President Obama announced yesterday that he is canceling the midterm elections, due to the jobs crisis.
MARCH OF THE BLONDES
LATVIA – Latvia had its annual “March of the Blondes” to help boost the economy.
THE BECKHAMS FEELING THE ECONOMY
NEW YORK, NY – Even the almighty David Beckham isn’t immune to the economy!
FED SAYS RECESSION IS OVER
Ben Bernanke says that the worst of the recession is over and the economy will level out, thanks to a large reserve of gold found hidden under Mount Rushmore.
IMF PREDICTS SEVERE RECESSION
WASHINGTON, DC – The IMF predicts a shrinking world economy over the next few years. This troubling news sent lard and cornmeal futures skyrocketing.
GATES PULLS PLUG ON DEFENSE SPENDING
WASHINGTON, DC – The government has been forced to pull back on defense spending. Secretary of Defense Robert Gates is pulling funding on F22 and Area 51, which is expected to close within the month.
ED ANGER SAYS: LEAVE OUR NUKES ALONE!
That Obama really smashes my atoms!
CHILD MODEL TO BE PAID IN MONOPOLY MONEY
LOS ANGELES—Citing concerns over the recession in the American economy and the desire to purchase Park Place, a child model asked that she be paid in Monopoly dollars.
