NEW YORK – The world is in crisis. Now is the time to head for another planet. Buy a UFO and go!

An alien spaceship based by the International Space Station last night – shooting warning lasers as it went by.

The Leonid meteor shower of 2010 is peaking this week and the best time to see the sky show is NOW.

TOKYO – A Japanese spacecraft that returned to Earth in June aptured dust from an asteroid.

HOUSTON – NASA says that in 2013 the sun will awaken and destroy all satellites.

PHOENIX, AZ – With the beginning of another school-year approaching, it’s been reported that space aliens have enrolled in local colleges and universities to learn amongst humans.

The thunder of Zeus be upon you, O mortals! Your leaders have announced a great summit to address global warming this coming May.
It is obvious that they intend to seek an audience with I, Poseidon, the immortal deity of the deep.

Unearthly beer bottles scattered on the floor suggest that the aliens had been flying inebriated