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ELDERLY CITIZENS TARGETED IN NEW ALCOHOL LAW
Older U.S. beer enthusiasts may soon find themselves in handcuffs.
911 CALL: WOMAN REPORTS SELF DRUNK DRIVING
WISCONSIN – An Eau Claire woman called 911 after discovering she was drunk and behind the wheel.
THE NFL RIDES D’RICKASHAW
NEW YORK – The Jets offensive tackle, D’Brickashaw Ferguson, has started a rickshaw service for drunken NFL Players.
JUDGE THROWS TARBALLS AT LOHAN
LOS ANGELES – Superior Court Judge Marsha Revel was so disgusted with Lindsay Lohan’s that after sentencing her to 90 days, the Judge threw tarballs at her.
ASTEROID MISSES EARTH
SYDNEY – A 200-foot wide asteroid whizzed by Earth yesterday, narrowly missing us by 40,000 miles. But now a pair of aliens are coming forward to take the blame!
CHARLES BARKLEY JOYRIDE
PHOENIX, AZ – Charles Barkley was spotted on another law-breaking ride, with a familiar passenger in tow!
TODD PALIN’S ELECTION DAY STUNT
ANCHORAGE, AK – Todd Palin vows to jump 25 election booths with his snowmobile on Election Day. Palin believes the stunt will increase awareness and voter turnout in support of his wife’s Vice Presidential bid.
