Lifetime has contracted Lindsay Lohan to play Hillary Clinton in a biopic entitled, “The Bill and Hill Show.”
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Feds have been tailing the official for months.
On the second anniversary of Michael Jackson’s death he was spotted in Ohio with Liz Taylor and Marlon Brando.
SHERMAN OAKS, CA – Charlie Sheen’s new webshow, Sheen’s Korner, was the highest rated show in America last night.
NEW YORK, NY – MTV executives have been arrested for airing their new hit show, Skins, which features minors having sex.
HOLLYWOOD – CBS has decided to help Charlie Sheen get the help he needs. They’ve bought him his own brothel in Nevada.
LOS ANGELES – Lindsay Lohan was arrested for assault and battery against a female staffer at a rehab facility.
LONDON – A new study shows that, in Britain, alcohol use causes more harm than heroin and/or crack.
NEW YORK – A drunk Charlie Sheen was arrested last night at the Plaza Hotel. He was naked with 15 escorts and two chimps.
The air you’re breathing is adding inches to your waistline!