NEW YORK –NBC won the rights to broadcast doomsday – May 21, 2011

NEW YORK – Donald Trump will run for President in France next year.

NEW YORK – Minutes after President Obama’s speech, Donald Trump has demanded to see Osama Bin Laden’s Death Certificate!

After years of digging by the world’s top private investigators, they have determined conclusively where Barack Obama was born: Mars!

WASHINGTON – Doctors have confirmed that Barack Obama has had brain surgery.

NEW YORK – Donald Trump’s birth certificate is a fake. He was actually born in Kenya!

CAIRO – Miss USA, Rima Fakih, has packed her bags and moved to Egypt.

NEW YORK, NY – The Miss Universe pageant might be showing a little too much skin for some people’s liking!

NEW YORK, NY – The boss has spoken and Rachel Uchitel has been fired!

NEW YORK, NY – American Idol and radio host Ryan Seacrest uncovers one of life’s biggest mysteries!