HUMANS TAKEN HOSTAGE IN DOG PARK
PHILADELPHIA — It was just another day at the park, until the dogs decided it was that time to take over.
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PHILADELPHIA — It was just another day at the park, until the dogs decided it was that time to take over.
PHILADELPHIA – Michael Vick bought a new dog – a beagle!
SEOUL – South Korean scientists said they have created a glowing dog.
They were shocked as well. Casey better stay away from zoos for a while.
PALO ALTO – Facebook founder and CEO, Mark Zuckerberg, loves to kill animals and eat them.
WASHINGTON – The White House revealed today that several elite War Dogs were responsible for taking out Osama Bin Laden.
PORTLAND, Maine – Researchers have discovered a dog that is 9,400-years-old. Dogs were pets – and meals.
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