PHILADELPHIA – Michael Vick bought a new dog – a beagle!

SEOUL – South Korean scientists said they have created a glowing dog.

They were shocked as well. Casey better stay away from zoos for a while.

PALO ALTO – Facebook founder and CEO, Mark Zuckerberg, loves to kill animals and eat them.

WASHINGTON – The White House revealed today that several elite War Dogs were responsible for taking out Osama Bin Laden.

PORTLAND, Maine – Researchers have discovered a dog that is 9,400-years-old. Dogs were pets – and meals.

Faced with dying customers, restrictive laws, and lawsuits from smokers who get sick from using their product, cigarette companies have been on a desperate search for a new customer base. Now they believe they’ve found it.