TOP STORIES
Tag Archives: DNA
LINDSAY LOHAN TO GIVE BIRTH TO NEANDERTHAL
Scientists were searching for a woman willing to give birth to a Neanderthal child. Lindsay Lohan volunteered.
BIGFOOT HAS THREE WIVES
Scientists studying Bigfoot discovered that he has three fully human wives.
AMELIA EARHART FOUND
KIRIBATI – The bones of Amelia Earhart have been found. Along with the bones of Gilligan and Ginger!
BERTOLD WIESNER: FATHER OF 600
The British biologist has 600 children. And they all want money from Daddy!
WOOLY MAMMOTH CLONED
JAPAN – Scientists have cloned a wooly mammoth!
MUMMIFIED MERMAID
The origins of the Buxton Mermaid, a mummified mermaid, date back to the mid-19th century.
CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS WAS BLACK
CAMBRIDGE, U.K. – New research done by the University of Cambridge proves conclusively that Christopher Columbus was black.
SCIENTISTS CREATE ALLIGATOR-CHICKENS
CAMBRIDGE, MA – Harvard scientists are mixing chicken DNA with alligator DNA!
DEAD ALIEN FOUND IN RUSSIA!
SIBERIA – Following reports of a UFO crash last month, Russians found the body of an alien buried in the snow!
MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD BACKS KING TUT
CAIRO, Egypt – Scientists plan to resurrect King Tutankhamen to lead Egypt out of oppression.
