CAMBRIDGE, MA – Harvard scientists are mixing chicken DNA with alligator DNA!

GAINESVILLE, FL – Scientists at the University of Florida have successfully cloned a dinosaur, a spokesman from the university said yesterday.

MEXICO CITY – Scientists have discovered that dinosaurs may have died out 300,000 years after a giant meteor struck Earth.

These drawings were found left behind on Palin’s debate notes last night showing both her belief in what should be taught in schools but also her view on the natural evolution of woman. The images show Palin evolving from Christian obedience, gunslinging hunter, patriotic beauty queen, and expectant wife to Governor Mother.

NASA’s Mars Lander has transmitted a photograph of a super-sized dinosaur standing on the surface of Mars