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BAT BOY CAPTURED IN DETROIT!
Citizens of Detroit were shaken this week by the disturbing capture of the infamous “Bat Boy” near the Wayne State University Campus. The creature was apprehended…
DETROIT AND CLEVELAND TURNING INTO FARMS
CLEVELAND – With the economy in a coma – Detroit and Cleveland are becoming farms once again.
GAGA LOSES “MOST LIKED” TITLE
Lady Gaga loses number one spot to Eminem on Facebook
WINTER STORM 2009
DETROIT, MI – Winter has finally arrived in a series of storms pelting the Midwest. Bat Boy has instigated a statewide day of revelry in Michigan.
NCAA BASKETBALL CHAMPIONSHIP RESULTS
DETROIT, MI – North Carolina wins the NCAA Basketball Championship. Broadcast interruption sparked riots in small towns across the country.
KIM JONG IL-ATOLGY
NEW YORK, NY – No doubt that most in America have heard of the NCAA tournament, if not gotten involved in an office pool, online contest, or friendly wager.
ED ANGER RETURNS
My America, the America I know and love has been in a coma. For too long it has been asleep at the wheel… the wheel of a foreign-made car. It’s time to wake up and tell the rest of the world to GET OFF OUR LAWN!!!
SELF-PARKING CAR SECRET
DETROIT, MI – After announcing new “self-parking” cars, reports have emerged about the source of the revolutionary technology – goblins!
GM Hybrid Powered by Fairy Dust and Unicorn Tears
The yet to be named automobile is known internally as “Codename Twinkle”
