Posted on 07 April 2009
Tags: basketball, broadcast, cbs, championship, chapel hill, comedy, detroit, franklin street, humor, michigan state, NCAA, north carolina, roy williams, SPORTS, ted turner, television, tyler hansbrough, UNC
DETROIT, MI – North Carolina wins the NCAA Basketball Championship. Broadcast interruption sparked riots in small towns across the country.
Posted on 23 March 2009
Tags: arizona, barack obama, barack-tology, detroit, duke, espn, Final Four, kim jong il, louisville, march madness, N. Korea, NCAA tournament, north korea, obama bracket, obama brackets, Pol Pot, pyongyang, saddam hussein, Sweet Sixteen, tony blair
NEW YORK, NY – No doubt that most in America have heard of the NCAA tournament, if not gotten involved in an office pool, online contest, or friendly wager.
Posted on 05 January 2009
Tags: alan mulally, big three, chrysler, clint eastwood, conservative, detroit, eastwood, Ed Anger, edanger, ford, gm, gran torino, guantanamo bay, homeland security, michigan, mulally, nardelli, rick wagoner, robert nardelli, wagoner
My America, the America I know and love has been in a coma. For too long it has been asleep at the wheel… the wheel of a foreign-made car. It’s time to wake up and tell the rest of the world to GET OFF OUR LAWN!!!
Posted on 31 December 2008
Tags: bailout, bailout plan, congress, detroit, ford cars, ford motor corporation, goblins, michigan, sam brownback, self-parking car, self-parking cars, self-parking ford, self-parking technology, senator sam brownback, u.s. auto industry, united states congress
DETROIT, MI – After announcing new “self-parking” cars, reports have emerged about the source of the revolutionary technology – goblins!
Posted on 26 September 2008
Tags: big oil, bright eyes, china, chinese consumers, detroit, faeries, fairy, fairy dust, general motors, generalmotors, gm, gm ceo, gm hybrid, hybrid, qilin, renewable resources, rick wagoner, teamsters, the cure, unicorn, unicorn tears, unicorns
The yet to be named automobile is known internally as “Codename Twinkle”