Tag Archives: Department of Defense
PENTAGON TO BUILD TERMINATORS
WASHINGTON – The Department of Defense is building “Terminators” to defend the government against enemies – foreign AND domestic.
WEREWOLVES HEADED FOR CHICAGO!
CHICAGO – Federal authorities have alerted residents that a large contingent of werewolves is headed for the Windy City.
BLUE UFO OVER BOSTON
BOSTON – The same UFO that was seen over Virginia two days ago was seen over Boston last night!
UFO OVER EL PASO
EL PASO – A UFO was spotted over El Paso last night. The same UFO that was over New York last week!
PENTAGON PORN SCANDAL
NEW YORK, NY – Look like some Pentagon employees have been a little naughty!
Russians Train Mummy Air Force
Surveillance photos reveal the Russian air command has been training the undead as paratroopers





