FOXBOROUGH, MA –  Quarterback Tom Brady will play his heart out for the Patriots, but he is on God’s side and wants Tebow to win.

Tom Brady spoke exclusively to WWN tonight.  He has been preparing for the big playoff game against the Denver Broncos tonight, but is torn about who he wants to win the game.

“Of course, I want the Patriots to win, but there are more important things than football and Tim Tebow represents more than just the game.  I am Christian as well and as a Christian, I am praying for Tim Tebow to win and prove to the world the power of Our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.”

Brady said that he will be attending a prayer circle with Tebow and a number of Broncos (and Patriot) players before the game.  The players will be praying for a safe, spirited game and… a Broncos win.

Brady told WWN, “I’ve had my time in the sun.  It’s Tebow’s time.  He’s a great player, a great quarterback and a great Christian.  He deserves a victory… But, we’ll make a game of it.”  Brady winked at WWN staff as he said this.

Many of the Patriots players – and coach Bill Belicheck – are upset with Brady’s actions.  ”He’s completely lost it,” sad Chad Ochocinco.   ”I was like, ‘Is Tom OK?’ You know, he’s intense, but this was like a whole new thing, man. I think he’s trying to get in good with God or something.  It’s bullsh*t.”

Tebow had no comment, but when asked about Brady the lights flicked in the room and the air smelled like honeysuckle rose.  Some reporters heard Gregorian chants in the distance.

Will Tom lead the Patriots to victory?  Hmmm….

VATICAN CITY – Pope Benedict XVI announced that he will attend the Denver Broncos playoff game against the New England Patriots.  

In an announcement that shocked Christians around the world, the Pope reportedly will travel to Foxborough, MA on Saturday to watch Tim Tebow play football.  A WWN source inside the Vatican said, “The Pope feels that Tim Tebow may be an angel sent to this earth and he wants to meet him in person  - and bless him.”

This will be the first time in the history of the Catholic Church that a sitting Pope will attend a major U.S. sporting event.  ”Pope Benedict feels that  humans are living through a very difficult time and that the Lord will send signs of peace, love and understanding to help us through these times.  The Pope believes that Tim Tebow may be a light sent from God, here to help heal the world.”

The New England  Patriots will not be intimidated by the Pope’s presence at the game.  ”Look, it’s a football game,” a source close to Patriots coach Bill Belichick said.  ”They have Tebow and the  Pope.  We have Tom Brady.   And it’s the playoffs… I think our chances are better in the game.”

Not so fast, Bill.  ”The Pope does not plan to attend his first American football game and watch the team he is rooting for lose,” said an American Cardinal that will be traveling with the Pope.  ”The Pope is predicting a 42-0 victory for the Denver Broncos.  He’s guaranteeing it.”

Tim Tebow has been called the “Mile High Messiah” for his miracles on the football field and his “wise and holy” attitude off the football.   Many across the country have started “tebowing” – kneeling on the ground with head bowed.  The Pope has even started tebowing…

Many believers in Vatican City feel that Tebow  - even though he is not Catholic – might be named the next Pope.   Pope Timothy?  Pope Tebow?  Sounds about right to many in Rome.

God is on Tebow’s side… Will anyone bet against Denver in the playoff game?

DENVER – God is rooting for Tebow and the Broncos.  And the signs were everywhere during the Broncos-Steelers playoff game.

The proof is in… God is on Tebow’s side.  And He wants the Broncos to win it all.

Tim Tebow connected with Demaryius Thomas on an electrifying 80-yard touchdown pass on the first play of overtime and the Broncos defeated the stunned Steelers 29-23 in the AFC wild-card game on Sunday. Wild doesn’t begin to describe it. The play took 11 seconds and was the quickest ending to an overtime in NFL history.

Thomas hauled in a high play-action pass at the Denver 38, stiff-armed Ike Taylor and then outraced Ryan Mundy to the end zone. Tebow, who looked as startled as everyone else, headed for his own end zone and knelt on one knee — a gesture known far and wide these days as Tebowing. Then he pounded a fist in triumph and took a victory lap.

“When I saw him scoring, first of all, I just thought, `Thank you, Lord,”‘ Tebow said. “Then, I was running pretty fast, chasing him — Like I can catch up to D.T! Then I just jumped into the stands, first time I’ve done that. That was fun. Then, got on a knee and thanked the Lord again and tried to celebrate with my teammates and the fans.”

Tebow threw for 316 yards.   One of the most popular Bible verses is John 3:16.  Here is the famous quote from that bible verse:

“For God so loved the world, that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him shall not perish, but have eternal life.”

Coincidence?   Maybe?   But what about these other facts about the game last night.

1)  OFFICIATING CREW.  One of the refs for last night’s game was Julian Mapp (#52). Julian’s nickname since grade school?  Moses.

2)  WATER.  Players for the Broncos confirmed that during halftime, the water in one of the tubs on the sidelines had changed into wine!

3)  50. Due to injuries the Broncos only had 50 players in uniform last night. In the Bible, the word “pentecost” means fifty and The Holy Spirit was given fifty days after Jesus’ resurrection.  Fifty is also the year of jubilee.

4)  52. The Steelers only had 52 players in uniform last night. In  the Bible sll the names of satan are divisible by thirteen. Israel rebelled against God thirteen times in the wilderness.  13 x 4 = 52 = The Steelers.

5)  BRONCOS.  “Broncos” are mentioned in some translations of the bible.  The meaning of a Bronco in the Bible:   power, strength, conquest, war.

6) TEBOWING.  This is when Tim Tebow gets down on one knee and prays after a touchdown.  It is also reminiscent of  Auguste Rodin’s sculputre, “The Thinker”.  The Thinker was originally intended to depict Dante at the Gates of Hell, making a choice between Heaven and Hell.

7) UFOS.  There were over two dozen fans who spotted “UFOs” over Mile High Stadium last night.  The U.N. Panel on Extraterrestrials confirmed to WWN that they were NOT alien spaceships.  Many religious leaders believe they were, in fact,… angels.

Will God be with the Broncos and Tebow when they play the Patriots at Gillette Stadium in Foxborough, Massachusetts?  What do you think?

LAFAYETTE, CO – Hundreds of people have spotted the UFO hovering over Colorado!

There was a strange triangular formation of lights hovering above this Colorado town for the last few weeks. Local authorities have tried to dismiss the unidentified lights as a satellite, but John Malley, the chief expert on the U.N. Panel on Extraterrestrials has confirmed that the UFO is an alien spaceship from Planet Zeeba.

“The lights over Lafayette belong to three Zeeban spaceships. They are part of the ongoing alien invasion that started in October, 2010 and will continue until December 2015.”

Leroy van der Vegt and his son Nick captured the spaceships on video (below).

“It was completely quiet. No noise at all,” van der Vegt said.

The  red lights did not blink but were in a triangular shape as they hovered in the sky.

Van der Vegt doesn’t believe authorities when they say the lights are a satellite.   “I believe Dr. Malley of the U.N.  Those lights were definitely not a satellite, helicopter or an airplane.  They are UFOs.”

Lester Valdez and all of his neighbors saw the Zeeban spacecrafts.

“I have never witnessed anything like that,” said Valdez.

He said they looked like tiny, bright alien ships from “Close Encounters of the Third Kind.”

“It was exactly something like that where you see an object and they all got into a pattern and they stood in a pattern, and they all moved in a direction and then they pretty much dropped and that was it,” Valdez said.

Grant Gazvoda and two friends sat in front of a Lafayette convenience store talking about the lights. Gazvoda said he saw them Monday night as he and friends were out stargazing.

“When it flew over, there was a really weird energy. Almost like a hyper need to move. My mind started racing. My body started shaking,” Gazvoda said. ” I freaked out at that point.”

Some residents said the spaceships got close off that they could see into the spaceship.  “I saw two blue aliens in the cockpit of the spaceship,” said Dorothy Miller.  “I ain’t no nut case.  I saw what I saw.  There were blue aliens in those spaceships!”

WWN called the Federal Aviation Administration and the Obama Administration for comment.  But all they said was, “We love WWN, but you guys are wrong on this one.  It’s just a satellite.”

Dr. Malley took exception to their comment.  “The U.S. government, and all governments around the world, are covering up the alien invasion.  Citizens of earth must band together and prepare… or die.”

Here’s the videos captured by witnesses:

DENVER  – Citizens of Denver rejected a proposition to track space aliens.

Denver residents voted down a plan to officially track space aliens living in their city.  In addition, they voted to have the aliens deported from the city.

The proposal defeated soundly Tuesday night would have established a commission to track extraterrestrials living amongst the citizens of Denver. It also would have allowed residents to post their observations on Denver’s city Web page and report sightings.

Denver residents overwhelmingly voted down the proposal of setting up a panel.   But they overwhelmingly supported a plan to have the Denver Police round-up the aliens and send them packing… back to Arizona.

The Denver man who proposed the original measure, Jeff Peckman, says the government is tracking alien sightings but refuses to make the reports public. Peckman is a meditation instructor and promoter of new technology, including something he says reduces the “chaos of electromagnetic fields.”

Aliens were not happy about the vote and attacked a number of downtown Denver buildings last night with powerful bolts of light – shooting from UFOs that hovered above the city.  “It was crazy, man.  As soon as the vote was certified last night, I saw several UFOs fly over head and start shooting at us.  We all ran for cover in the basement of our building,” said Alison Benwan, 27.

The Purple spaceships were also seen hovering over Denver this morning.  “I got up to go to work and there were, like twenty, UFOs over our bus.  It was freaky man. They were just hovering…. I was scared,” said Thomas Baily, 35.

The U.N. recently formed a panel to study extraterrestrials, so it is odd that Denver would turn down a similar proposal. “There are aliens living amongst us and we must learn more about them so we can learn to live WITH them,” Peckman said.  “I’m afraid now.  We are now going to attack them – force them to leave Denver.  It’s going to be a bloody battle and humans are not going to win.”

Peckman said that he would rather be deported with the aliens than stay in Denver.

Be careful out there, Denver…. you have awakened the sleeping aliens!

DENVER, CO – A woman and her just-born son both suddenly came back to life on Christmas Eve!

Tracy Hermanstorfer was at Memorial Hospital in Colorado Springs on Christmas Eve, in the middle of giving birth to her son. However, she went into cardiac arrest and stopped breathing!

“She had no signs of life. No heartbeat, no blood pressure, she wasn’t breathing,” said her husband, Martin.

When doctors decided to save the baby inside, he came out not breathing as well!

Watch the Hermanstorfers describe the miracle below:

DENVER, CO – Mark Obmascik created a fake UFO video with his kids to pass the time, and ended up fooling UFO enthusiasts!Obmascik was stuck with the usual parents’ conundrum: how to keep your children busy during summer vacation. So he took up a cheap video camera and a $5 circular LED light, and filmed a fake UFO video with them.

Pleased with the result, the kids innocently posted it on YouTube. Unbeknownst to them, the video took off, and within a day, was being posted on sites like the Paranormal Network!

Check out the video below:

Obmascik has since written an interesting piece on what his children learned from the experience.

NEW YORK, NY – Fox News commentator Glenn Beck is taking time out from his various news shows to do comedy.

For six weeks in Denver, Glenn Beck will mix observational humor with political opinion, all with this trademark soothsaying of Armageddon and emotional instability.

Beck, who has no history with comedy whatsoever, describes his coming performances as a mix of Thomas Paine’s Common Sense with “a poor man’s Seinfeld.”

A publicity clip of Beck trying out his material in a New York nightclub includes the following excerpt.

“Did you ever notice how the Obama administration is steering us directly towards the coming apocalypse? [Some laughter] I said, did you ever notice?!  I’m asking you a question, people!  The end of times are neigh and we’re being walked right to it by a secret Muslim who has never said he’s NOT the Antichrist, and you don’t even care!! [Audible sobbing] But I care.  I care for my country… So.  Much.  (Loud sigh) I just love my country too much.”

During the four-minute clip, Beck cries 3 times and throws a chair at someone towards the end.  He will be opening at Chuckleheads in Denver on June 1st.

UPDATE: REPUBLICANS RESENT ALIEN PICK

The Alien’s rebuttal of McCain’s lobbying has left the Republican Party fuming. After eight years of unwavering support for President Bush, his refusal to put his weight behind Senator John McCain blindsided the party.

On hearing of the Alien’s decision to back Obama, McCain pointed an accusing finger at President Bush, insiders say. The senator from Arizona is reported to have blustered: “The Alien has been a staunch Republican supporter for the past 28 years. Bush’s bungling drove him into the other camp.”

The White House refused to issue a statement on the Alien’s endorsement, but privately Bush is said to be in denial that the Alien has snubbed both him and his party.

ALIEN PICKS OBAMA

DAY 2 COVERAGE FROM DENVER

The Alien’s infallibility comes as no surprise to political insiders in Denver.

Sources in both McCain’s and Obama’s camps lobbied hard for the Alien’s nod. No wonder: the politically astute extraterrestrial has accurately predicted the outcome of every presidential election since he backed Ronald Reagan in 1980.

“With a track record like that, the alien’s thumbs-up virtually guarantees victory,” says political scientist Dr. Robert Keckley. “For reasons we don’t come close to understanding, he has a sixth sense about presidential elections.

“His people must have a genetically built-in political compass—or maybe it’s because their brains are so much bigger than ours. None of our prognosticators has been able to match his outstanding success rate.”

ALIEN PICKS OBAMA!

DENVER, CO

With the Democratic convention hours away, Barack Obama has won a bitter fight with Republican Rival John McCain for the coveted endorsement of the space alien.

Both candidates lobbied hard for the alien nod. No wonder: This politically astute extraterrestrial has accurately predicted the outcome of every presidential election since he backed Ronald Reagan in 1980.

Officially, the alien does not exist, in accord with the government’s consistent policy of denying UFO activity at Area 51 in Nevada and Roswell, New Mexico. But the alien’s repeated appearances with presidential hopefuls have been widely reported.

Sources in Denver report that the alien may be present at the Politics 360 (www.politics-360.com) party in Denver Tuesday night along with former New York City Mayor, David Dinkins.

REPORTING FROM DENVER

Shortly after introducing his sister, Michelle Obama, CRAIG ROBINSON flew off into the Denver night to devour mosquitoes.