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BAT BOY SPOTTED IN DENVER THEATRE!
The Equinox Theatre Company in Denver Co has admitted to housing the elusive “Bat Child” this week after witnesses took details of its presence to local media.
UFO OVER DENVER
Aliens from Planet Gootan were flying over Denver this past week.
POTHEADS FLOCK TO DENVER!
Marijuana is now legal in Colorado, so potheads around America are now heading to Denver,
OBAMA WINS SECOND DEBATE!
Pundits on all major networks agree… Barack Obama annihilated Mitt Romney in tonight’s townhall debate.
RYAN WINS DEBATE!
Pundits on all major networks agree… Paul Ryan absolutely destroyed Joe Biden in tonight’s Vice Presidential debate.
MITT ROMNEY WINS DEBATE!
Pundits on all major networks agree… Mitt Romney destroyed President Obama in tonight’s debate.
FROZEN COWS BLOWN UP!
DENVER — Local authorities used explosives to drive a herd of frozen cows out of a cabin in the Rocky Mountains.
TOM BRADY PRAYS FOR TEBOW
FOXBOROUGH, MA – Quarterback Tom Brady will play his heart out for the Patriots, but he is on God’s side and wants Tebow to win.
POPE TO ATTEND BRONCOS-PATRIOTS GAME!
VATICAN CITY – Pope Benedict XVI announced that he will attend the Denver Broncos playoff game against the New England Patriots.
TEBOW 3:16
DENVER – God is rooting for Tebow and the Broncos. And the signs were everywhere during the Broncos-Steelers playoff game.
