MILAN, MI – A Weekly World News reader sent in this chilling discovery: possessed ice cream!

Lee Saborio of Milan, Michigan contacted Weekly World News after discovering the evil ice cream in his bowl. Lee explained, “I was having an early evening snack.  Both my wife and mother ‘believed’ the skull was a sign pointing to the nutritional value of ice cream as a food (none).

“I searched the receipt and ‘product numbers’ on the ice cream boxes for some numerical signs (666, preferably), but found none; the only thing on the receipt was some chain of numbers at the bottom which contained the number ’999′.”

As one can clearly see, there are two brown eyes, the visible outline of a skull and a mangled beak.

What could have possibly possessed a demon to, well, possess ice cream?

Lee believes it may have to do with the time of year. “It was Shrovetide (or the beginning of) yesterday, which has something to do with Carnival before Lent.  I understand Carnival is sometimes translated from the Latin (carne vale: farewell to meat).”

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PRUDHOE BAY, AK -  Something is emerging from Hell!

That is the horrifying warning of more than 60 eyewitnesses who have seen the monstrous shape roaring out of a mile-deep Alaskan oil well amid stinking clouds of sulfur.

“If I had not seen it with my own eyes, I would not believe it,” said John Merritt, a foreman with BP, which operates the oil field.

“The giant demon head of Satan has already escaped and his body has been slowly coming out for weeks.

“White-hot flames are billowing out of the well, the skies have been darkened by strange clouds and the area is full of an evil stench so oppressive and overpowering that most people can only stand to remain there for a few minutes.”

The oil field, about 400 miles north of Fairbanks, has been ordered shut down by the government and the area has been cordoned off. Only military and clergymen who have been called in by the oil company to aid in the crisis are admitted to the area, and Alaskan officials have slapped a tight lid of secrecy over the story.

Many are looking to politicians for a response; Alaska’s reserves have been a source of this year’s presidential debates over energy independence.

Alaskan Governor and Vice-Presidential candidate Sarah Palin immediately downplayed the incident, stating, “This is nothing to worry about! It’s just the Devil playing tricks on us! He wants to see our country run out of oil, just like the terrorists. We gotta stand up for ourselves and keep on drilling!”

Delaware Senator and Vice-Presidential candidate Joe Biden was far more concerned. “I have consistently voted against exploration in the Alaskan National Wildlife Reserve, and this is the perfect example why. We don’t yet know the long-term environmental effects, let alone Biblical ones.”

As for the hole? “No one is allowed within 50 feet of the oil well,” said foreman Merritt. “We’re just waiting to see what happens next.”