BIDENBOT MALFUNCTIONS AGAIN
WASHINGTON — BidenBot, the lifelike, cybernetic machine that poses as Vice President Joe Biden during most of his public appearances, has malfunctioned again during a recent press conference.
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GOP TAPS ‘CHILD PRODIGY’ STRATEGIST FOR ELECTION
According to reports, Republicans are employing 12-year-old “child prodigy” Billy Hogbin for the fall presidential election.
OBAMA TO NAME HILLARY VP FOR 2012
WASHINGTON – Sources say President Obama is making Hillary Clinton his Vice President and Joe Biden will be the new Secretary of State.
MATT DAMON TO GIVE ALL HIS MONEY TO GOVERNMENT
HOLLYWOOD – In what could be a new celebrity trend, Matt Damon, announced he will give all his future earnings to the U.S. government.
OBAMA DUMPS BIDEN, PICKS CUOMO
WASHINGTON – The White House confirmed rumors that President Obama is replacing Joe Biden with Andrew Cuomo.
HUMA ROASTS WEINER
WASHINGTON, DC – Huma Abedin returned from overseas and grilled Anthony Weiner. He’s done.
WEINER OVERBOARD
WASHINGTON – Anthony Weiner told WWN this morning he will resign from office today.
JON STEWART TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT
WASHINGTON – Jon Stewart announced this morning that he will run for president in 2012.
RACHEL MADDOW, BILL CLINTON FEUD
NEW YORK, NY – Bill Clinton is getting some sharp words from an unexpected source.
DAN RATHER IS AN ALIEN
NEW YORK – Dan Rather went on MSNBC and confirmed to Lawrence O’Donnell that he is, in fact, an alien.
