WASHINGTON, DC – Sources close to Hillary Clinton say she will announce a run for President in 2012.

NEW YORK – After being suspended indefinitely by MSNBC, Keith Olbermann signed with Fox News tonight.

WASHINGTON D.C. – According to a new poll a majority of the GOP thinks that President Obama is a racist, socialist, and non-US citizen. Their other beliefs will shock you!

FT. LAUDERDALE, FL – During a short break from counseling Madoff investment victims, PhD Ape ran into a client begging for help – Elliot Spitzer!

LOS ANGELES, CA – Obatma appeared on Larry King Live last night to “tell” his life story.