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Mitt Romney has moved on from the election and has taken the job as President of Disneyland.
Big Bird, who was scheduled to be executed by Mitt Romney, was given a new lease on life with a win by Barack Obama!
President Obama announced that he will be using his teleprompter and the next town-hall style Presidential debate.
McLEAN, VA. – A Virginia woman was arrested for breastfeeding her one-month old son near the home of the G.O.P. Presidential hopeful.
NEW YORK, NY – Two of today’s biggest media personalities exchanged some verbal blows!
PASS CHRISTIAN, MS – In last night’s debate, both presidential nominees Barack Obama and John McCain repeated a story about a “Joe Plumber”. Weekly World News researchers scoured the nation for this elusive American.
DALLAS, TX – Republican presidential nominee John McCain announced Monday he will suspend his campaign yet again in order to upgrade his cybernetic systems. Sources say he hopes to appear more passably human before the final debate.
“I won’t be dwarfed by a Democrat!”, candidate declares