Tag Archives: dead
VANILLA ICE LIVES
Vanilla Ice died in a car crash, was laid to rest in a coffin and – woke up!
GEORGE AND JOHN STILL MAKING MUSIC IN HEAVEN!
CLEVELAND – John Lennon and George Harrison have reunited in Heaven – and are writing songs again!
ZOMBIES BACK ROMNEY
PHOENIX – Aliens are backing Santorum, so Romney reached out and won the support of American Zombies!
REPUBLICANS CONCEDE 2012 ELECTION!
WASHINGTON – The Republican National Committee and GOP leaders have conceded the 2012 election to President Barack Obama!
ANCHOVIES WASH ASHORE IN MEXICO!
ACAPULCO, Mexico – Millions of anchovies are washing ashore in Mexico!
KENTUCKY CHICKENS FALL FROM SKY!
DRUID HILLS, KY – Dead chickens dropped from the Kentucky sky this morning!






