NEW YORK, NY – A love triangle is brewing and it could get ugly!

NEW YORK, NY – Sports Illustrated has revealed its cover girl for the coveted Swimsuit issue!

NEW YORK, NY – David Letterman has come forward and admitted another affair, with the World’s Fattest Cat.

JUNEAU, AK – Sarah Palin continues her feud with David Letterman this week. Thursday night the Alaska Governor got back at the comedian by delivering a stand-up routine making fun of him.

I never much cared for that David Letterman fellow, and not just because his show is on way past my bedtime. But I think he’s finally lost it!