MARTHA’S VINEYARD – President Obama has been interrupted so much on his vacation, he’s decided to extend it another week.

NEW YORK – Murdoch’s News of the World hacked into the cellphones of top reporters at WWN!

DUBLIN – Amid a growing financial crisis, Ireland’s Prime Minister has asked the U.S. to make Ireland the 51st state.

COUNTY WILTSHIRE – Archaeologists working for BP have made a startling new find at Stonehenge – oil.

SUNDERLAND, UK – The current leader of England’s Conservative Party has vowed to release secret UFO files if he becomes prime minister.