BRAZIL – The Argentinean soccer star, Andres D’Alessandro, has been named the greatest soccer player in the world by FIFA

NEW YORK, NY – Even the almighty David Beckham isn’t immune to the economy!

Since David Beckham’s move to America a few years ago, his behavior has dramatically changed. Beckham shaved his head, mostly coming out at night, and rumor has it, using mosquitoes as a protein supplement!

Bat Boy has no shame in having his influence known! What does he want from all of these celebrities?