LAS VEGAS – The Mustang Ranch has launched a deal with discount coupon provider Groupon.

The Mustang Ranch -  world-famous brothel in Nevada – is making a splash online bar as it launches a deal this week with discount coupon provider Groupon.

Clients of the brothel will receive up to 75% off all services at the brothel – with the right Groupon.

Privately-held Groupon Inc, which sources had told Reuters was in talks to be bought by Google for a reported $6 billion, sends its members daily e-mails detailing discounts on goods and services ranging from salon treatments to restaurants and clothes.  And now… brothels.

The deals are activated only when a minimum number of people agree to make a purchase, giving Groupon the clout to negotiate steep group discounts on products and services.  With brothels, it’s great for bachelor parties, company parties or dysfunctional family holiday parties.

Los Angeles-based American Apparel, known for its edgy advertising and bright T-shirts, first launched a similar deal in the United States last month — seeking innovative technologies and marketing to turn around sagging sales.  Representatives from Mustang Ranch met with American Apparel and were convinced that Groupon would be a profitable business decision.

Groupon’s  spokesperson, the Swedish supermodel Anna Hofverberg, said that the deal with The Mustang Ranch  was “in the works” for weeks and “we are happy to offer men of all ages an opportunity to use Groupon with escorts, dancers and other women who provide the services they need.”

“We’re very happy with the preliminary results from Groupon, which have not only shown increased activity on our site, but introduced us to many new customers who don’t typically visit our brothel,” said David Burgess, owner of Mustang Ranch.

“It just goes to show you – men like to use coupons too.  Everybody is looking for a discount.” Burgess said.

Hofverberg said that Groupon would be announcing a deal with many of the marijuana stores in Los Angeles as well.  “We are currently making  a deal with Kush Doctor.  We think we can close it this week and customers will be able to have the weed they need by Christmas.”

NEW YORK, NY – Macy’s 150th annual Thanksgiving Day Parade drew thousands to New York City yesterday including one unwelcome guest, Manigator.

As members of the Betty Page High School marching band of Amarillo, Texas passed by 58th street, the trumpet section was accosted by a half-man half-alligator coming out of a sewer drain.  At 9:13 am Manigator was clearly drunk, and screaming about the noise upsetting his headache. 

The parade was stalled for seven minutes while police corralled the drunken mutant back into a storm drain. 

Later in the morning the world famous Rockettes took to the main stage on 34th street in preparation for their live televised performance.  Shortly after beginning their signature kickline, Manigator appeared seemingly from nowhere disrupting the routine. 

Spilling a can of cheap beer and slurring his speech, Manigator made passes at several of the “Pretty Ladies!” who scattered from the inebriated mutant.  Cameras deftly avoided the fiasco, filming only the performers who were able to continue the routine.  Eventually one of the disgruntled dancers, angry at losing her face time on nation television, high kicked the lurid hybrid back to the sewer, receiving much applause from the crowd.

No injuries were reported from the incident.  Manigator is wanted by police for disturbing the peace and attempted voter fraud in south Florida.