ED ANGER SAYS: GET TO THE NEAREST TEA PARTY!

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My fellow Americans, today is a great day! All over the country, folks like you and me will be getting together at Tea Party protests.

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OBAMA OPENS DOORS TO CUBA

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WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama is opening the door to Cuba.  The two countries will settle their differences once and for all in a Prime Time Tango dance-off.

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FIDEL CASTRO MEETS THE ALIEN

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HAVANA, CUBA – Fidel Castro met with US lawmakers for the first time in years this Tuesday.  Political expert the Alien was on hand to assist with the talks. 

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CHAOS CLOUD COVERS GUANTANAMO BAY

GUANTANAMO BAY, CUBA – Rumors that President-elect Barack Obama will close the Guantanamo Bay prison has left more than just humans concerned.

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