PALM BEACH, FL – Thousand of sharks under alien mind control have been spotted just off the coast of south Florida.

SOFIA – Bulgaria’s space institute says that aliens have been answering their questions with crop circles!

SOUTHAMPTON – The advent of Google Earth has made the search for crop circles accessible to anyone in the world!

LONDON – An 600-foot long crop circle in the shape of a jellyfish has appeared at an English farm.

SUNDERLAND, UK – The current leader of England’s Conservative Party has vowed to release secret UFO files if he becomes prime minister.

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UPDATE: Amy Winehouse has been submitted to the hospital again, this time over stress from her crop circles!

“After spending decades trying to decipher crop circles, we have found they are nothing more than obscenity-laced insults”