PHILADELPHIA – Chinese spies, living in the U.S., haven taken over American swimming pools. Americans are burning up!

AUSTRIA – In a secret swap on the tarmac of the Vienna airport, Russia and the United States returned their respective spies: Vladmir Putin and Sarah Palin.

Dr. Lawler discovered thumbnail sized microchips throughout McCain’s digestive and nervous system

New cracks have appeared in the 61-year cover-up of a fatal UFO crash in Roswell, New Mexico

And they’re finally ripe for slaughter!